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AUXILIAR EN GENERACION DE HUMO

Importante empresa de videojuegos solicita personal para la creación y mantenimiento de humo de calidad para la satisfacción de nuestros consumidores.

Requisitos:

Licenciatura en fabricacion de cortinas (de humo, obvio)
Experiencia deseable de 2-3 años en exageración y generación de distractores
Facilidad de palabra para esquivar preguntas incómodas
Conocimiento de la retroproyección temporal a nivel experto
De preferencia con experiencia en campañas políticas.

Interesados mandar curriculum a la Lic. Chonita, referencia HumoClony.

RESEÑADOR DE VIDEOJUEGOS CON TENDENCIAS FANBOYS

Página especializada en videojuegos solicita por expansión personas apasionadas para dar reseñas y opiniones de los videojuegos de lanzamiento, todo con marcadas y altas tendencias fanboy.

Requisitos:

Maestría en palabras domingueras
Uso de analogías que ni al caso con el contexto (poca mantequilla en mucho pan, por ejemplo)
Indispensable contar con actitud ególatra y pedante
Capacidad para exagerar fallas por mínimas que sean
Deseable tener la habilidad de cambiar los criterios de calificación de manera arbitraria
Con marcadas tendencias a la defensa de una marca

Interesados mandar una reseña de "E.T " con un mínimo de 2 millones de cuartillas a la dirección pasaelzelda@papu.com, con el asunto "Juego estéril".

ENCARGADO DE REPROGRAMACION DE LANZAMIENTOS

Importantisisisisima empresa de creación de videojuegos solicita director en jefe para generar retrasos de lanzamientos de juegos.

Requisitos:

Triple doctorado en creación de excusas
Facilidad de jugar con los sentimientos de los fans
Elaboración metódica en argumentos justificatorios
Deseable habilidad a nivel avanzado en cantinfleo

Por el momento esta vacante se retrasa hasta nuevo aviso, interesados esperen hasta que logremos una experiencia optima.

Eso es todo por ahora, hasta aquí el informe.

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